APRIL 1, 2023

Tonight I have been drafted to become a judge for the annual Parcheesi Tournament. Tonight also happens to be the date of the semiannual Quoties, this will be the perfect night to enact my plan.

The taxman will never know where I have gone. I will disappear, gone with the wind. All will think I am dead, and this year's game shall be cancelled. If I am lucky, it will be the end of these Parcheesi Tournaments due to the danger posed towards judges. It's perfect!