DR. BOOMER: Hello UwU Sempai! Did you know that you can jump using both L2 and R3? Use both in sequence to perform a double jump!

UwU SEMPAI: What? I don't get it. What are you talking about?

DR. BOOMER: Careful around big pits! If you fall in, you can take anywhere from 0-100 damage!

UwU SEMPAI: ???

DR. BOOMER: Remember to save often! You don't want to lose all of your progress to one mistake!

UwU SEMPAI: Do you work here? Are you a bot?

DR. BOOMER: Careful around big pits! If you fall in, you can take anywhere from 0-100 damage!

UwU SEMPAI: So, you're like a bot then? I'm just going to stop responding.

DR. BOOMER: Remember, you have to be kind to others to maintain friendships! If you don't talk to your friends often, or are rude to them when you do talk, your friendship meter will decrease!

DR. BOOMER: Calling others mean names is rude! It can anger potential allies!

DR. BOOMER: Remember, treating a real person like a bot can hurt their feelings!

DR. BOOMER: Your relationship meter with [DR. BOOMER] has hit 0! Buy them a gift to begin rebuilding your relationship!

DR. BOOMER: I like berries!