PYGMAL: Hello Boss, I have those reports you requested attached as files to this message. As far as I can tell, these cats really are just stray cats that wandered in. They all seem friendly enough with the staff, but fights have broken out at times amongst them.

CARSON: lol, thats fucking crazy. I hella like cats, and i called pest control and they are fucking EXPENSIve. Lets just keep the cats

PYGMAL: …Are you sure, boss? They are rather… unseamly, to anyone visiting.

CARSON: yo, whatre you saying? cats are the shit, people will go nuts to work with a cat filled workplace

PYGMAL: I would recommend at least bringing this up with the Boss, before you finalize this decision.

CARSON: considered it discussed and decided. This is a cat workplace now

PYGMAL: As you say, boss.